the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
Everyone who doesnt speak german is like WOW GERMAN SO COOL WOW SUCH AN AWESOME LANGUAGE SOUNDS AWESOME
but were actually just like
Deine mudda is fett
the new assassin’s creed looks great
SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BC I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER IS THAT JUST ME OR
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
we will never be as punk rock as this cat
Someone is defining “progress” VERY loosely…
It’s ok Malia. I’m terrible at Math too girl.
im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio