euphoric girls


fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart


teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep


Track Title: Kindle reads Fifty Shades of Grey

merrycanary:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.


helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

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darkclothes:

 if i didnt have acne i would be one fearless bitch


readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown


edgeofthecusp:

Summertime Sadness

edgeofthecusp:

Summertime Sadness


obscuro-quutamo:

There are only two sides of myself: the dark one and the darker one


uncomfortablydumb:

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

fact


katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence


mandrakescry:

Harry Potter books covers from around the world.k



sageonyx:

justdilla:

Bless whoever made this.

*Cries real tears*