euphoric girls

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 


completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014


198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us


hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

#omg



kingoftheashes:

everyone’s always talking about the baseball dugout scene but i’ve never seen anyone mention this stupid shit so i’m just gonna leave this here


There comes a point in time where you gotta take care of your own life. Wherever you’re from, whoever did you wrong or didn’t do what they were supposed to do, wasn’t being who they were supposed to be…It’s just you. No more excuses. 



eerz:

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths


sputare:

Garden of New Eden

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badwolfonbakerstreet:

givemeinternet:

Tried to decide what to watch on TV this afternoon when…

German daytime TV is a bit different

badwolfonbakerstreet:

givemeinternet:

Tried to decide what to watch on TV this afternoon when…

German daytime TV is a bit different


aguywhobakes:

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

The noise I made when I saw this draw all the attention from the hotel lobby.

aguywhobakes:

randithegirl:

Shhh human this helps me so I helps you

The noise I made when I saw this draw all the attention from the hotel lobby.


cassandraclare:

A while ago, I was discussing the “dirty sexy alley scene” from City of Fallen Angels with Cassandra Jean.
Her: What’s the DSAS?
Me: Many years ago in the Shadowhunter fandom, someone dubbed the scene in COFA “the dirty sexy alley scene.” Then they all started getting monikers like that — Dirty Sexy Bedroom Scene, Dirty Sexy Club Scene, etc. At the moment they are:
DSAS: the alley scene from CoFA
DSBS: Tessa and Jem in the bedroom from Clockwork Prince
DSCS: Jace and Clary in the club in Lost Souls
DSDS: Will and Tessa together in the dungeon/cell in Princess
DSES: Clary and Jace in an “E” place that is as yet unidentified but apparently underwater. :)

It seems to be one per book, since there’s no Dirty Sexy Balcony scene for Will and Tessa, or Bedroom Scenes for Simon and Izzy or Maia and Jordan or Alec and Magnus. I don’t know why, though!”

So Cassandra Jean kindly offered to draw them. Who am I to say no? So have a little Sexy Club Scene from Lost Souls.

ETA: CLARY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND

cassandraclare:

A while ago, I was discussing the “dirty sexy alley scene” from City of Fallen Angels with Cassandra Jean.

Her: What’s the DSAS?

Me: Many years ago in the Shadowhunter fandom, someone dubbed the scene in COFA “the dirty sexy alley scene.” Then they all started getting monikers like that — Dirty Sexy Bedroom Scene, Dirty Sexy Club Scene, etc. At the moment they are:

DSAS: the alley scene from CoFA
DSBS: Tessa and Jem in the bedroom from Clockwork Prince
DSCS: Jace and Clary in the club in Lost Souls
DSDS: Will and Tessa together in the dungeon/cell in Princess
DSES: Clary and Jace in an “E” place that is as yet unidentified but apparently underwater. :)
It seems to be one per book, since there’s no Dirty Sexy Balcony scene for Will and Tessa, or Bedroom Scenes for Simon and Izzy or Maia and Jordan or Alec and Magnus. I don’t know why, though!”
So Cassandra Jean kindly offered to draw them. Who am I to say no? So have a little Sexy Club Scene from Lost Souls.
ETA: CLARY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND